September 2011
18 posts
“I like AOL because it’s so embarrassing. People look at you as if you’re a fossil. Which you are. But I enjoy that embarrassment. I like being on the outside. Having an AOL address is like wearing Ocean Pacific shorts. It’s so uncool that it’s cool.”
—Paul Rudd on still using AOL
POTTER THEMED WEDDING!
This is awesome
Kid I tutor: Hey we still on for tutoring today?
Me: Yep. 3:10.
KIT: Alright. Ur fat.
Unintentional comedy moment of the day is already set.
“b. Adding a button so you can make your follower list private. Do you realize how many more porn stars, strippers and hoochie mamas would be followed by athletes and rappers if nobody could see whom they were following? (Well, not you, Amar’e Stoudemire, you obviously don’t care. I’m talking about everyone else.) Do you realize how much more DM-inspired casual sex could be going down? You’re cheating the condom industry, child alimony lawyers and sports blogs, Twitter. Get your act together.”
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Bill Simmons, suggesting a feature that Twitter should add.
Amar’e, this one’s for you.
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70% of the things that I write that are over 500 words are never posted on any of my blogs. It’s just easier to post fart jokes instead.
I know exactly how you feel. I think my biggest problem though is that all of my best column ideas are conceived at night when I’m trying to sleep and I already have shitty insomnia so getting out of bed to write something just seems like a bad idea to me.
