This is awesome
Kid I tutor: Hey we still on for tutoring today?
Me: Yep. 3:10.
KIT: Alright. Ur fat.
Unintentional comedy moment of the day is already set.
Bill Simmons, suggesting a feature that Twitter should add.
Amar’e, this one’s for you.
70% of the things that I write that are over 500 words are never posted on any of my blogs. It’s just easier to post fart jokes instead.
I know exactly how you feel. I think my biggest problem though is that all of my best column ideas are conceived at night when I’m trying to sleep and I already have shitty insomnia so getting out of bed to write something just seems like a bad idea to me.